i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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