Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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