remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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