I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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