also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
