i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Come see our sink grown plant.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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