Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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