i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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