its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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