I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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