Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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