do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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