oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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