Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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