I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You made out with two different species that night
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This can only be settled by a dance off.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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