It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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