There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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