Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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