It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
