I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
