is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
