And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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