what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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