I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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