"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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