Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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