There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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