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• (206): View more from Washington

  She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.

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• (951): View more from California

  Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.

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  Wont she be proud, Hailey.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?

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