You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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