I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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