he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Semen is not good for contacts.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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