Sponge bath it is.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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