I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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