I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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