Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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