I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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