Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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