oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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