ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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