you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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