I am spending my child support on dildos
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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