Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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