i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
