Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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