White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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