Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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