He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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