He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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