i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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