do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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